Here are a few more mistranslated signs that made us laugh out loud this week. Enjoy!

  • Menu, Switzerland: “Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.”
  • Automatic hand dryer, Germany: “Do not activate with wet hands.”
  • Hotel elevator, Paris: “Please leave your values at the front desk.”
  • Ski resort, Austria: “Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.”

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